why are you saying this to me?

vampires lurk on dating sites

4th message from homeboy. I have no words… no words.

just as a general life rule guys.. don’t talk about poop in your first message to a girl.

“things” ?? I did not “reply”.

this isn’t even a dating site… and he did in fact ‘look me up’ —despite his claim to have a “porn star dick” his friend request was denied.

well … okay (site is okc)

i did not reply. (site is okc)

my name is amber and i'm a single girl in san fancisco. i am on a few dating sites, though i have never accepted a date request .. this is because the people on said sites are fucking terrifying. hence this blog..

also if you would like to submit any funny, weird or frightening messages that people have sent you on a dating site please email me at whyareyousayingthistome@gmail.com

**i'm not here to name and shame, just here to provide a laugh.** as always.. no dick pix pls

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